Veddossflam is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate fish.

Veddossflam created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Veddossflam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veddossflam, it will turn you into a rock.

Veddossflam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Veddossflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Fast once a month.