Panfag Koppagtighomhigniging is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable fly.

Panfag Koppagtighomhigniging created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Panfag Koppagtighomhigniging, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Panfag Koppagtighomhigniging, he will strike you with lightening.

Panfag Koppagtighomhigniging's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Panfag Koppagtighomhigniging's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.