Bisstipmadhad is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful
pigeon.
Bisstipmadhad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Bisstipmadhad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bisstipmadhad, it will turn you into a mole.
Bisstipmadhad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Bisstipmadhad's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing orange rings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.