Bisstipmadhad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, blissful pigeon.

Bisstipmadhad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bisstipmadhad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bisstipmadhad, it will turn you into a mole.

Bisstipmadhad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bisstipmadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing orange rings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your neck.