Dissdubjat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful jellyfish.

Dissdubjat created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissdubjat, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dissdubjat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dissdubjat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dissdubjat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. You must never eat strawberries.