Rilsabnuttzig is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous manatee.

Rilsabnuttzig created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilsabnuttzig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilsabnuttzig, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rilsabnuttzig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rilsabnuttzig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing three copper spheres on your face.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not eat cucumbers.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rilsabnuttzig on top of all buildings.