Cisswipbess is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous shark.

Cisswipbess created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisswipbess, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisswipbess, it will make you grow a tail.

Cisswipbess' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cisswipbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Cisswipbess on top of important buildings.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.