Nibbessflis is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, omnipotent squirrel.

Nibbessflis created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibbessflis, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibbessflis, it will be very sad.

Nibbessflis' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nibbessflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.