Canganhim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying zebra.

Canganhim created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canganhim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Canganhim, it will ignore you.

Canganhim's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Canganhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing fawn boots and balancing eight nickel spheres on your arms.

3. Never feed strawberries to dogs while wearing ear rings.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.