Karquillrill Jigstanquim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane jackal.

Karquillrill Jigstanquim created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karquillrill Jigstanquim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Karquillrill Jigstanquim, it will be very unhappy.

Karquillrill Jigstanquim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Karquillrill Jigstanquim's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Karquillrill Jigstanquim nine times a day.

2. Do not kill shrews.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Karquillrill Jigstanquim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Karquillrill Jigstanquim's name in vain.

5. Never feed beans to birds while wearing fawn stockings.