Gadrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate centipede.

Gadrul created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadrul, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gadrul, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gadrul's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Gadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to doves while wearing hats.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Gadrul on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing red stockings and balancing five titanium spheres on your face.