Hangigstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, stupid coyote.

Hangigstan created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Hangigstan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hangigstan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hangigstan's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hangigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six mites approach from the north.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Hangigstan's name in vain.

4. Retreat if nine mice approach from the south.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.