Dingidcub Pignadbogcundubflap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, moody bird.

Dingidcub Pignadbogcundubflap created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dingidcub Pignadbogcundubflap, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dingidcub Pignadbogcundubflap, she will not invite you to parties.

Dingidcub Pignadbogcundubflap's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Dingidcub Pignadbogcundubflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry moths.