Mabgodtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic swallow.

Mabgodtonk created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabgodtonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mabgodtonk, she will not care.

Mabgodtonk's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mabgodtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Run away from brown ducks, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Mabgodtonk seven times a day.