Binstafbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, irritating skunk.

Binstafbot created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binstafbot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Binstafbot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Binstafbot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Binstafbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Binstafbot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binstafbot.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not keep seven rats in a large pit.