Bidvonkhin is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, clever toad.

Bidvonkhin created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidvonkhin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bidvonkhin, he will not invite you to parties.

Bidvonkhin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bidvonkhin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.