Tipbamhab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, intelligent hydra.

Tipbamhab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipbamhab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tipbamhab, it will turn you into a frog.

Tipbamhab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Tipbamhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow shoes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never think about dark energy near tortoises while wearing brown corsets and balancing four aluminium spheres on your legs.