Hudkemmob is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, almighty human.

Hudkemmob created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudkemmob, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudkemmob, she will turn you into a rat.

Hudkemmob's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hudkemmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Run away if six birds approach from the north.