Femyogloop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, confident shark.

Femyogloop created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femyogloop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Femyogloop, she will destroy your home solar system.

Femyogloop's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Femyogloop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six gold sculptures of Femyogloop on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Put Femyogloop first in all things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.