Bogsafab Gebloopnell is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful
badger.
Bogsafab Gebloopnell created everything that exists five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bogsafab Gebloopnell, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Bogsafab Gebloopnell, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Bogsafab Gebloopnell's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Bogsafab Gebloopnell's Holy Commandments1. Always help sheep.
2. Never talk about cell theory.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never hurt rats.