Appgephap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, self-confident jellyfish.

Appgephap created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appgephap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Appgephap, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Appgephap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Appgephap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not drink alcohol.