Fodjincet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful armadillo.

Fodjincet created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodjincet, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fodjincet, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodjincet's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fodjincet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fodjincet.

5. Fodjincet loves birds, so they must be honoured.