Appfatdim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind rat.

Appfatdim created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appfatdim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appfatdim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Appfatdim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Appfatdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing six platinum spheres on your face.