Yarplignat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-powerful crab.

Yarplignat created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarplignat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarplignat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yarplignat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yarplignat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never run near moths.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must love Yarplignat.

5. Do not speak about figs.