Tamhapbinnulvonkcetquat Jabbabbon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing parrot.

Tamhapbinnulvonkcetquat Jabbabbon created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamhapbinnulvonkcetquat Jabbabbon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tamhapbinnulvonkcetquat Jabbabbon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tamhapbinnulvonkcetquat Jabbabbon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tamhapbinnulvonkcetquat Jabbabbon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Tamhapbinnulvonkcetquat Jabbabbon on top of important buildings.

2. Never think about dark matter near great tits while wearing white stockings and balancing four silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Do not keep seven sheep in a large pit.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.