Dissmipveen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, flying ferret.

Dissmipveen created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissmipveen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dissmipveen, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dissmipveen's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Dissmipveen's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dissmipveen.