Budgebzag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, cheerful skunk.

Budgebzag created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Budgebzag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Budgebzag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Budgebzag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Budgebzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look after injured snakes.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sharks in need.