Ditved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate snake.

Ditved created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditved, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ditved, it will turn you into a mole.

Ditved's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ditved's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never feed figs to gulls while wearing shoes.