Pomgodtofbarnlagjenlarnwan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, duplicitous horse.

Pomgodtofbarnlagjenlarnwan created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgodtofbarnlagjenlarnwan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pomgodtofbarnlagjenlarnwan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pomgodtofbarnlagjenlarnwan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Pomgodtofbarnlagjenlarnwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near manatees while wearing cyan skirts and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Pomgodtofbarnlagjenlarnwan on top of important buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.