Kinsanfot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying gerbil.

Kinsanfot created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinsanfot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kinsanfot, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kinsanfot's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Kinsanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to gulls while wearing violet scarves.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near ants while wearing white stockings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.