Abkarpit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, fast wyvern.

Abkarpit created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abkarpit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abkarpit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Abkarpit's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Abkarpit's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not covet oxen.