Misortkabmit Hakwadcat Vadtinmig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful weasel.

Misortkabmit Hakwadcat Vadtinmig created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Misortkabmit Hakwadcat Vadtinmig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Misortkabmit Hakwadcat Vadtinmig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Misortkabmit Hakwadcat Vadtinmig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Misortkabmit Hakwadcat Vadtinmig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never paint your back blue.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.