Omingigfet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying yak.

Omingigfet created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omingigfet, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Omingigfet, he will turn you into a goat.

Omingigfet's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Omingigfet's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Always look after injured sheep.