Afnillmon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited clam.

Afnillmon created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afnillmon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Afnillmon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Afnillmon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Afnillmon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.