Tagstersog Bidabneg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful finch.

Tagstersog Bidabneg created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tagstersog Bidabneg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tagstersog Bidabneg, it will destroy your home solar system.

Tagstersog Bidabneg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tagstersog Bidabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill pigs.