Fudgamgess is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, self-confident owl.

Fudgamgess created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudgamgess, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudgamgess, it will ignore you.

Fudgamgess' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fudgamgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.