Zaggilmip is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, compassionate
centaur.
Zaggilmip created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zaggilmip, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Zaggilmip, it will throw large rocks at you.
Zaggilmip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Zaggilmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in black rooms.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never hurt cats.
4. Never look at stars.
5. Never mention squirrels.