Wondadcat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, conceited mink.

Wondadcat created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wondadcat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wondadcat, it will not care.

Wondadcat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wondadcat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five dogs approach from the north.

2. Never feed melons to swans while wearing white trousers.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never talk about eagles.