Gedyarpjin is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional
penguin.
Gedyarpjin created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedyarpjin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Gedyarpjin, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Gedyarpjin's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Gedyarpjin's Holy Commandments1. Run away from green geese, for they are unholy.
2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. You must love Gedyarpjin.
5. Always treat voles with great respect.