Safbellvab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical dragon.

Safbellvab created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safbellvab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Safbellvab, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Safbellvab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Safbellvab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Never bounce near ants.

5. Always help sick capybaras.