Rilltifflag Ripmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, quiet chinchilla.

Rilltifflag Ripmis created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilltifflag Ripmis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rilltifflag Ripmis, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rilltifflag Ripmis' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rilltifflag Ripmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about stars.