Vilyokgig is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, benevolent
guinea pig.
Vilyokgig created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vilyokgig, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Vilyokgig, it will cry a lot.
Vilyokgig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Vilyokgig's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Vilyokgig.
4. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.