Vilyokgig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, benevolent guinea pig.

Vilyokgig created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilyokgig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vilyokgig, it will cry a lot.

Vilyokgig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vilyokgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vilyokgig.

4. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.