Hentifort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful parrot.

Hentifort created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hentifort, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hentifort, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hentifort's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hentifort's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hentifort.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your face mauve.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to music.