Dinnartyam is a god.
He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring
porpoise.
Dinnartyam created humankind four million years ago.
If you believe in
Dinnartyam, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dinnartyam, he will send minions to preach to you.
Dinnartyam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Dinnartyam's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Always help sick hamsters.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never mention mice.
5. Never sit in the presence of mites.