Xenwiktapfit is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent
wren.
Xenwiktapfit created dark matter six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xenwiktapfit, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Xenwiktapfit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Xenwiktapfit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Xenwiktapfit's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not hurt foxes.
3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.
5. Never talk about tortoises.