Catwigtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong owl.

Catwigtarp created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Catwigtarp, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Catwigtarp, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Catwigtarp's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Catwigtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed tomatoes to sheep while wearing violet stockings.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must pray to Catwigtarp three times a day.