Tigdadhit is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured
wren.
Tigdadhit created the cosmos nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Tigdadhit, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Tigdadhit, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Tigdadhit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Tigdadhit's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured tortoises.
2. Run away if five mites approach from the east.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never eat bark.