Hitwaprawcad is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong
seal.
Hitwaprawcad created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hitwaprawcad, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hitwaprawcad, she will not care at all.
Hitwaprawcad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Hitwaprawcad's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
3. Never mention horses.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.