Dodkimquim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane narwhal.

Dodkimquim created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodkimquim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dodkimquim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Dodkimquim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dodkimquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always help otters.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodkimquim.