Giglidcid Didrangilgup is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless mink.

Giglidcid Didrangilgup created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Giglidcid Didrangilgup, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Giglidcid Didrangilgup, he will not care at all.

Giglidcid Didrangilgup's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Giglidcid Didrangilgup's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Always obey Giglidcid Didrangilgup's priests.