Nakwodyattxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest dove.

Nakwodyattxuck created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakwodyattxuck, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nakwodyattxuck, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nakwodyattxuck's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nakwodyattxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the north.

4. Never paint your head purple.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.